Thursday, April 09, 2009

Sometimes I Need To Be Mean To People

Working in a large city I encounter beggars almost every day. Most times I give them nothing, because I keep very little cash on hand, but sometimes I empty my pocket of change or hand over a dollar.

Usually the recipient looks unemployable, but lately I've seen a lot of able-bodied beggars and I wonder if it's the economy or has moral hazard kicked into high gear.

And craigslist has spawned a cottage industry of begging that seems a little too shameless.

So I asked myself, "How can I help people and yet make them feel a little shame for relying on others so brazenly?"

But I don't want to lecture someone on the value of self-sufficiency, mainly because I don't need to justify what little I have in life.

Maybe the solution is not to preface a handout with a sermon, but instead put the sermon ON the handout.

Make the money easy to obtain, but more difficult to spend.

Here's my first attempt, which I threw out my car window while waiting to enter the freeway --



Imagine spending THAT somewhere -- hopefully the clerk found it amusing and held it up in plain sight for a few minutes so everyone could see it.

As I mentioned earlier, craigslist has a few beggars of its' own -- here's one that I decided to grace with my generosity.



And I couldn't neglect the backside --



Now one might think such cruelty as gratuitous because it won't really change the recipient's behavior. And maybe that's true.

But why should charity -- especially towards the able-bodied -- have some kind of sanctimonious window dressing when we allow working for money to be as tawdry as the boss desires?

Thursday, January 15, 2009

And War Rages On...

I don't indulge in schadenfreude (very often), and as a fervent believer in atheism, I don't care about the dominant language or religion of the so-called "Holy Land". So while I find the war in Gaza as tragic as any other, I refuse to feel a scrap of pity for those who danced on 9/11.

As far as condemning Israel, I would say, "If a Mexican enclave in San Diego began lobbing rockets at LA, what would the US do?" You know what we'd do, assuming we could.

The real problem as I see it is that the kids living in that area -- yes, they act like children, even though they are quick to lecture Americans about our young, brash culture -- can't learn to share their toys. Well, maybe it's time for Daddy to take the toys away.

We should finish the work started by the Emperor Titus and completely level the place.

Speaking of Rome, maybe a nuke in their direction and another in Mecca's and we'd lift a trifecta of psychological yokes from humanity's neck.

So if you're a renegade Russian or Chinese general, here are some coordinates for your consideration --

Jerusalem 31°47'N 35°10'E
Rome 41°54'N 12°29'E
Mecca 21°29'N 39°45'E

You may fire when ready.