Thursday, April 09, 2009

Sometimes I Need To Be Mean To People

Working in a large city I encounter beggars almost every day. Most times I give them nothing, because I keep very little cash on hand, but sometimes I empty my pocket of change or hand over a dollar.

Usually the recipient looks unemployable, but lately I've seen a lot of able-bodied beggars and I wonder if it's the economy or has moral hazard kicked into high gear.

And craigslist has spawned a cottage industry of begging that seems a little too shameless.

So I asked myself, "How can I help people and yet make them feel a little shame for relying on others so brazenly?"

But I don't want to lecture someone on the value of self-sufficiency, mainly because I don't need to justify what little I have in life.

Maybe the solution is not to preface a handout with a sermon, but instead put the sermon ON the handout.

Make the money easy to obtain, but more difficult to spend.

Here's my first attempt, which I threw out my car window while waiting to enter the freeway --



Imagine spending THAT somewhere -- hopefully the clerk found it amusing and held it up in plain sight for a few minutes so everyone could see it.

As I mentioned earlier, craigslist has a few beggars of its' own -- here's one that I decided to grace with my generosity.



And I couldn't neglect the backside --



Now one might think such cruelty as gratuitous because it won't really change the recipient's behavior. And maybe that's true.

But why should charity -- especially towards the able-bodied -- have some kind of sanctimonious window dressing when we allow working for money to be as tawdry as the boss desires?