Thursday, May 10, 2012

Celebrity Shows I'd Pay To Watch

(Inspired by Celebrity Nightmares Decoded)

Seems like every entertainment idea either starts with celebrity input or eventually converges on a celebrity angle.

Celebrities vs. Zombies (alternate title -- Zombie Cannibalism)


Celebrity Minesweepers

Vile, Humiliating, and/or Dangerous Things a Celebrity Will Do To Get Work

Celebrity Random Political Careers

Celebrity Lab Test Subjects

Celebrity Panhandling

Celebrity Organ Donation (Pre- And Post-Mortem)

Celebrity Ice Cream Trucks

Celebrity Bullfighting

Celebrity Excretions / Hemorrhoids / Constipation (aka Celebrity Acting Lessons)

Celebrity Insomnia Attacks

Celebrity Bad Sex Experiences

Celebrity Michael Jackson Stories, Jokes, Child Sex Junkets

Celebrity Sausage Factory

Celebrity Congressional Hearings

Celebrity Chemo/Radiation Therapy

Uncontrollable Celebrity Priapisms -- with an entire episode dedicated to Charlie Sheen

Celebrity Spelling Bee

Celebrity Motorcycle Jousting

Celebrity Kamikaze Attacks

Celebrity Chainsaw Massacre

Celebrity Paybacks / Penance -- where celebs sit in stocks and everyone with a grievance (assistants, hairdressers, etc.) spews their bile and throws food at them

Celebrity Plastic Surgery Disasters

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